Complete The Sentence
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on Monday, May 2, 2011
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If I could have any profession in the world, my dream job would be ________________.
A little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of wiffle ball bat. Email me anytime, for any reason at twosentz@gmail.com
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Navy Seal.
Roadie...Allman Brothers Band.
to own my own hotel and run the kitchen and the bar. On the ocean of course.
Oh, in my hotel there is always free soft ice cream cones to be had in the lobby.
Lead guitarist.. Allman Brothers Band
OK..Somebody is going to have to ride back to town and get a shitload of balloons!
The job I've got. I get paid for doing essentially what I'd want to do anyway.
Now I know who is going back to town to buy the balloons.
BILL LIVINGSTON...you crack me up!!!
I was, of course, referring to the Chudnovsky brothers!! BTW-Just teasing, LE. ;)
Question is, does LE know what the balloons are for? Hint: it has to do with a scientific formula.
That's easy. Since helium is lighter than air, dumbasses can bounce balloons around instead of listening to the band. What do I win? And don't tell me 'what is in LE's left front pocket'.
I just like to make balloon animals. I put myself through graduate school as a discount magician. With this economy, I am once again accepting side gigs.
I'd delete that comment if it was one of mine.
Anon 5:03 not funny at all...... You're welcome to take your hate somewhere else
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